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Spatula City commercial from UHF movie

During the late 80’s Weird Al Yankovic was producing some unique and very creative work. One of these projects was a film – UHF. He collaborated with manager, Jay Levey to write and direct a movie that takes its name from the term Ultra High Frequency (UHF). It was a comedy starring “Weird Al” Yankovic, David Bowe, Fran Drescher, Victoria Jackson, Kevin McCarthy, Michael Richards, Gedde Watanabe, Billy Barty, Anthony Geary, Emo Philips and Trinidad Silva. Orion Pictures distributed this unique film which included a comedy bit suggesting that Spatula City was a chain of kitchen utensil stores where everyone shopped for the latest spatula.

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Weird Al Yankovic’s Spatula City Jingle

The following is the dialog from the Spatula City commercial:
“Spatula City”

[Announcer:] There’s just one place to go for all of your spatula needs
[Random Voice #1:] Spatula City
[Random Voice #2:] Spatula City

[Announcer:]
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you.
Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?
[Random Voice:] Spatula City
[Random Voice:] Spatula City

[Announcer:]
And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny.
Don’t forget, they make great Christmas presents.
And what better way to say “I love you.” than with the gift of a spatula?
[Random Voice:] Spatula City
[Random Voice:] Spatula City

[Sy Greenblum:]
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.

[Announcer:]
Spatula City – seven locations; we’re in the yellow pages under “spatulas”.

[Neighbor:] My, where did you get that lovely spatula?
[Singers:] Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that’s all.

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